Charlie’s now onto his second dinner: 3/4 pounds of cold tuna salad, with dill and green peppers. He got that cold mess from the same Korean deli in Union Square he always goes to — it’s $2.99 a pound after 7 p.m. Charlie needs to save money now that he heard that the state of New York owes canine Donald Trump $4 trillion. Thrifty is nifty!
Labradonald Trump says: “Give me my money, Rosie! Or I’ll bite your nuts off!”
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