“Fresh” Tuna, For Cheap

By schnufflesalphonse

Charlie’s now onto his second dinner:  3/4 pounds of cold tuna salad, with dill and green peppers.  He got that cold mess from the same Korean deli in Union Square he always goes to — it’s $2.99 a pound after 7 p.m.  Charlie needs to save money now that he heard that the state of New York owes canine Donald Trump $4 trillion.  Thrifty is nifty!

labradonaldtrumpLabradonald Trump says: “Give me my money, Rosie! Or I’ll bite your nuts off!”

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