Pain In My Panini

By gambypants

Charlie is thinking about being on Bravo’s newest show, Top Gay. To prepare, he wants to eat nothing but lean meats and veggies. So he’s eating a chicken panino, which is Italian for lovely pressed sandwich, stuffed with avocado, red onion and swiss cheese.  For zest it is dressed with black pepper and a vinaigrette. It was surprisingly creamy.  Any bacon?  YOU BETCHA, Signor Porky! He also accents its flavor sensations with a fancy caffe drink: black coffee.

Bacon Boys“All bacon is equal, but some is more equal than others.” – Animal Farm

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