Jesus loves bacon

By gambypants

After an overdose of foodstuffs from Eating Day (USA), Charlie is taking it easy. He’s eating his staple love dish, ramen noodles with extra garlic and a fancy taleggio from a cheese shoppe in Williamsburg, along with four slices of the all american meat stick: bacon. Greasy! And salt. He’s watching the fantastic four and silver surfer save the planet–Jessica Alba recommends bacon with wine, so Charlie’s also drinking a muscadet. Bon weekend!

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If Sir Francis Bacon, catalyst of the scientific revolution, and Sir Jessica Alba, catalyst of the Apocalypse, had a bearded hermaphrodite baby.

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