CHARLIE TU EATS

Charlie loves delicious food combinations, but he also likes to live life on the edge, imagining yucky pucky food combinations that make his mouth pucker like a cat’s anus.  Those combos will be the basis for our new feature:  Recipes to make your stomach cry!*

• Smoked clam lollipops
• Hair and shrimp ice cream
• Flank steak marinated in shampoo
• Vaginal discharge custard
• Yellow squash and chocolate surprise (the surprise is toenails!)

Add your own!

Charlie’s parents serve many of the recipes above at their steakhouse in Taiwan — it doubles as a restaurant and community bathroom.

* Special “how are you, thanks, let’s do lunch sometime!” to the geniiiii at Steeez.com for inspiring this feature.