Today is the Romania National Hoiday, commemorating the unification of Transylvania, Bessarabia, and Bukovina into “Greater Romania” in 1918. Celebrate with a traditional Romanian meal of fried mush, borsch or Charlie’s favorite, the blood of a young virgin. (Psst, Charlie, you won’t find one at Metropolitan!)
Vampirella knows if you’ve been naughty. Oh no, she’s missing a boot!
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