Since a lot of you are dirty dirty human beings, you get sick an awful lot. Some of Charlie’s friends are dying a little faster than others: that one was crying blood all weekend, that one has syphilis of the mouth and feelings, and that one is a straight white man.
Since Charlie has a lot of wisdom — deep mystical wisdom that you only get by being either a) Chinese or b) a wizard — he recommends soup with a lot of meat for you sickies. Ham or seafood into a chicken broth is what he always does. A word of advice: if you are devoutly Muslim or Jewish and value your soul, DO NOT DO THIS.
This photo is terrible but I’m at work and need to leave soon.
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