Hey babymouth! You’re probably racking your soybeans trying to come up with a proper way to pay homage to the man, the myth, the legend that is Charles “Xie Xie Princess” Tu. If you haven’t reached the assertiveness-training stage of your therapy and are nervous to ask someone for ideas, take some direction from the options below:
Eat a gallon of garlic aioli sauce
Juggle / squeeze a baby
Take a poop in the bathtub
Take off your pants in a bar
Go to a stranger’s house and make an omelet
Befriend a terrorist!
Santa is a master baker.
Tags: bad puns, birthday, happy birthday, naked baker, salt, Santa, sugar
