It’s negative zero degrees outside and Charlie is too cold to eat. If he were a little snowman, he’d have a corncob pipe, a button nose, and two eyes made out of jelly donuts.
Charlie the Snowman
was a jolly happy guy
with a blue tanktop and some skinny jeans
and two eyes made out of pie
Charlie the Snowman
was a faerie queen they say
He was made of snow
But the gay boys know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some crystal
In that old Sparks can they found
For when they poured it down his throat
He began to dance around
Charlie the Snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the gay boys say
He could swish and sway
Just the same as you and me
Charlie the Snowman
Knew the drinks were cheap that night
So he said let’s run
And we’ll have some fun
Now before I’m hauled away
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Charlie go
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Over the hills of blow
This post ruined my childhood.
Tags: drugs used in this song are for satirical purposes and in no way shape or form represent an endorsement of mind-altering or otherwise illegal substances, Frosty the Snowman
