Charlie Tu is just bubbling with pride from the millions of readers from around the world who read this site each day.* Lots of traffic comes from Facebook or from readers’ bookmarks, but a whole load of people find the site from search. Here are some of Charlie’s favorites**:
1 person searched for “bear eating a dead foot” (ew)
1 searched for “koala pancake” (cute!)
2 searched for “chicken eats a baby” (a visit to Planned Parenthood seems easier)
2 searched for “2 puppies eating gravy” (two people?!)
2 searched for “worldwide friends” (aww, that’s sweet)
2 searched for “stomach rupture” (Charlie’s worst nightmare)
4 searched for “naughty vampire” (she’s missing a boot)
4 searched for “fat pomeranian” or “fat pomeranians” (Charlie’s absolutest favorite thing in the whole wide wonderworld)
And providing that most of you are lonely perverts …
11 searched for “Dudevu” and 12 searched for “asian babies”
OMG, Fat Asian baby pomeranian vampires eating pancakes is going to drive so much traffic to the site!
* “Millions” means “five” in Urdu
** Shockingly, these are real
Tags: Asian baby, eating pancakes, fat pomeranian, vampire
