CHARLIE TU EATS

I wonder who Charlie’s New Year’s Kiss will be.  I hope he’ll be singing this song tomorrow morning!

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It’s not what, I’m used to
Just wanna try you on
I’m curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of its furry squirrel lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope i don’t get rabies

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter,
You’re my bestiality game
Just human nature,
It’s not what
Good boys do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of its furry squirrel lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope it doesn’t bite me
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it,

Those squirrels they are so magical
Small ears, warm fur, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of its furry squirrel lips
I kissed a squirrel and it thrilled me
I hope I don’t get rabies
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don’t mean I’m in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it