So this is the last weekend that Sparks will be available to liberal arts educated white 20 somethings who majored in ironic and disinterested. What better way to celebrate the best altbro juice that there ever was, then with a special Charlie Tu Eats recipe. It’s easy and you don’t even need to be a functioning white dude to “get it”.
All you need: One can of Sparks and Chips ahoy cookies (Double Stuf Oreo is fine, too)+woah. Dip, and stare. Repeat.

It’s a shame he never talked to Cindi that night. She liked him.
Tags: altbro, altbro juice, chips ahoy, cookie, hipster, oreo, recipe, sparks, Sparks recipe
September 11, 2009 at 2:02 PM
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