CHARLIE TU EATS

It’s the dawning of a new era for Charlie Egghead Tu and the end of another for our country’s non-Eggheady Child Prince, George W. Bush. Charlie’s off to another semestre at University and to get his thought synapses firing anew, he’s packed his usual bagel with some eggs and fancy provolone. He’ll need to be extra sharp as he matches wits over public policy with his new hero, Fred Hochberg.

The Bagel Lobby pushed a number of notable import-export intiatives in Bush’s 2nd term.