Oh no baby kittens, Charlie’s kind of freaking out about yesterday’s announcement from the FDA and the CDC to avoid eating peanut butter products. Almost 500 people across the country have gotten sick, and 6 have died (!) from salmonella-tainted peanut butter and peanut paste.
The only thing funny he could find in the whole thing about the whole disastro was this news headline: “Peanut Butter Probe Expands …” Charlie tried a peanut butter probe when he was into “The Gay Joy of Gay Sex” but it was too hard to clean up.
Like this baby, Charlie wants to put peanut butter EVERYWHERE.
