Chawwweee is pwayin with his friends at chez steeez (i ♥ pingbacking) and he’s making videos and mixing dwinqs and eating Papa Johns pizza. He’s totally b’psyched because he’s going to appear in keeeeeezle’s first how-to-instruction video about cocktail mixing. Charle won’t spill the beans on the first edition, other than to say it involves hypnotiq®, the fine vodka-cognac-tropical juice mix for our caribbean friends, dirty dishwater and someone spitting all over an ottoman.
Hey faggot! Yeah you, Jane Koh! If you’re looking to save some cash on the weekends, go to The Bagel Store in Williamsburg at high noon when it’s really really crowded and order a bagel sandwich. Smile really sweet at the lady who runs the cash register when you’re sandwich comes up and distract her with a question about salt and you don’t have to pay. Charlie did it and he even though he said it was an accident, he doesn’t seem that guilty.
Be careful: Charlie is armed and dangerous.
Tyralator: Click-oncé
