Holy wow blog friends, now this is a deal worth embracing. Charlie’s eating two slices of gourmet pizza and a pint of belgian beer at L’asso for wait for it, ONLY 6 dollars! Put down your Whole Foods dinner tray and go get some!
AND a reader informed us that if you’re in PDX, $5 gets you a whole pie at Nostrana, too!
Money is tight for Tu but this deal is a one way ticket to food poisoning.
Wrap your prosciutto around melons not cheese balls
More food combos we love to hate here, especially the AZN-fuzion sandwich from Massachusetts: a combination of minced pork, celery, onion and bean sprouts, topped with gravy and deep-fried noodles and slapped between a hamburger bun. YELLOW HEAVEN!1
Charlie’s eaten a pound of tuna salad with onions –probably wasn’t best idea before his job interview. His breath may be a bit too offensive for the corporate atmosphere.
If Charlie could dress you for a dinner party, he would put you in this.
[CatBurger by Philip Tseng]
Charlie’s favorite bio-wine Grüner Veltliner 2004 is back in stock in NYC–it’s been out since Hillary won the New Hampshire primary, make sure to pick it up before it goes off the shelves uber fast at Chelsea Market. MAJOR.
Charlie loves bacon and hamburgers; but the idea that former Ms. Satanic Verses, Padma Lakshmi actually consumes fast food with the same gusto as her ideal meal of lettuce with ice cubes smacks of FRAUD. Why do you lie to us Padma?
Charlie yuks it up with this new take on Single Ladies but gives the Yale gurrls a F for attempts at reappropriating negative stereotypes about his people. Major?
Poor Charlie. He’s too chubbers to make a living as a prossy. Sad face!
Sometimes Charlie feels ‘rexy and doesn’t eat anything for days. Othertimes, he’s like a siberian husky with Valley Fever and needs to eat everything in sight. This recipe is for one of those times:
Charlie’s Fat Balls
(For Massive Weight Gain)
Ingredients:
Directions:
Whoops! Charlie purchased a bagel for a buck. But immediately after he took a bite, it fell out of his hands, tumbled onto the street and into a puddle. No recovery. FAIL.
Charlie Tu Eats introduces Kevin Lin. Xie Xie 2.0, Kevin. Work it!
Move over Kittens girl, this boy has meme promise.
Special thanks to Colin over at GMSC for pointing this special Pokemon out.
It’s the Greatest Depression Ever so Charlie is saving nickels by getting all his calories at free happy hours. Today, he’s bro-ing out at the beer garden in Williamsburg with a container of sauerkraut, french fries and german mustard. Healthy, fresh and affordable: that’s Charlie!!!
Charlie’s too worked up today to Eats. He is listening to Cali Supreme Court arguments to overturn Prop 8 while drinking several cups of Joe. And yes, Ken Starr does suck.
Ken Starr uses Splenda in the shower. Don’t ask.
Charlie ate yummy egg rolls and noodles with some AZN friends and ‘white guy’ at a Vietnamese restaurant last nite, instead of going to a tall/thin male model gallery opening.
Life is Eats. Boys can wait.
Oh hai blog friends. Charlie needs to update you on gay zeitgeist and his snack hobby. Tu new obsessions: sesame sticks with Swedish mustard and a fantastic new show on Logo–yes the gay cable channel that tries to be like Bravo, called Rupaul’s Drag Race. Besides its tranny antics and one line ridiculousness, it showcases some AZN pride with a drag queer named Ongina, whom Charlie once knew back in Seattle when Charlie used to be Charleen. ZOMG! It’s true. Check both out when you can.
BTW: Cheese and noodles? FAIL.
Tyralator: Click-oncé
