CHARLIE TU EATS

Sometimes Charlie feels ‘rexy and doesn’t eat anything for days.  Othertimes, he’s like a siberian husky with Valley Fever and needs to eat everything in sight.  This recipe is for one of those times:

Charlie’s Fat Balls
(For Massive Weight Gain)

Ingredients:

• 3lbs. of group chuck, the cheaper and fattier, the better
• 3 or 4 raw eggs
• 1 cup of peanut butter (Jif — none of that organic shit)
• 1/2 cup of Karo syrup
• 1 cup of wheat germ oatmeal

Directions:

• Dump it all into a large bowl and mix it together with your hands.
• Form it into balls about the size of a ping-pong ball, and feed up to 10 meatballs per serving.
• It’s better served raw to preserve all the fat.
• If you feel you must cook it, microwave the meatballs for no more than 30 seconds on paper towels on a plate.
• Don’t cook them too long or all the precious fat and calories will seep out.
• Cool before serving.

[Fat Balls]