Archive for May, 2009

First Fast Food Of The Summer

May 23, 2009

siren

It’s now hot and sticky humid. Charlie had his first McDonald’s to kill the pain.

Here’s what people are saying!

Miss Lee of Jackson Hole, Brooklyn: Fatass. I mean, FATASS.

His Belly Wants Both

May 21, 2009

Charlie’s food options are slim (LIKE HIM!1) what with the recession and all,  but today was a golden fortune cookie day and he actually happened upon a cheap deal. He’s left with a wonder: can’t I have both?

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Too bad Mamani, roughly translated means ‘groin cheese after a good hand job.’

[Mamani "Restaurant"]

Cute AZn Niño!

May 15, 2009

9 year old Japanese boy performing Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” on The Ellen DeGeneres Show! (Can she adopt him yet in California?)

[Yuto Miyazawa]

We Have No Idea What Is Happening Here

May 15, 2009

Oh, Japan. This is what happens decades after American  regime change.

Flu Du Porcs

May 1, 2009

Charlie is going bananas over this Mexican Pig Influenza outbreak: he washes his hands now EVERY DAY! But still has time to eat out. He’s soothing his fears with some gourmet noodles at Momofuku noodle bar. Highly sanitized and mucho delicious. Add salt.