Recession y2k9 is making Americans desperate for cheap and convenient ways to feed their tummies. Why resort to transforming your backyard to a poultry farm when WE’VE GOT BAGELS! Bagels will be here to the end of time like cockroaches, rats, and Larry King, so stop with the chickens and stock up (only on Mondays). They won’t poop in your yard either.
Tags: bagels, chickens, poultry farms, recesssion
