They wanted to see the oval office, but some basketballer got in the way.
Best Regards,
North Korea.
Archive for July, 2009
Charlie’s Relatives Visit The White House
July 31, 2009Gay Is Not Gay
July 31, 2009Hong Kong AZn artist Monkey Leung for Amnesty International.
Mission Statement:
In Hong Kong, gay people suffer discrimination and persecution, simply for being who they are. Because of this, more and more people are afraid to express their sexuality. Grey Hong Kong’s aim, therefore, was to raise the awareness and get people to help them with Amnesty International.
Le Food Poisoning
July 31, 2009What’s that smell coming from Charlie’s bathroom? Is it chicken katsu or shit? Probably just an upset stomach– or FOOD POISONING. What’s weird is that he caught Thomas Keller flu from his most favorite and frequented buffet deli in the East Village: the Deli. Tevs. At least he’s one more food poisoning episode away from his goal weight. We suspect he won’t be eating grilled chicken and asparagus any time soon. He’s conditioned easily like a lazy dog. BARF.
Kidz Say The Darndest Shit
July 30, 2009YerRow!
Mario Meets The Orient
July 29, 2009Charlie knows Italians do it better, but AZNs do it best, with this rendering of Nintendo’s most famous Italian brother, Mario– Powah UP!
[William Chua: “Hunting Season”]
more from [The Autumn Society]
YOU GO GURL!
July 16, 2009Judy Chu is in the House! Of Reps that is. First time ever for an AZN-American Woman and hopefully the first of many more to come (not Charlie).
[LA Times]
“Wise AZNs” Can Spot A Deal
July 16, 2009And this ain’t one. Charlie happened upon this lunch “deal” on his way to launder his tank tops.
Going out of business special?
McDonalds Menu Items From Asia
July 9, 2009Did you know in a superior part of the world called A-ZEE-A, they’ve upgraded the McDonalds to suit the delicate Azn palate. True Story. Here’s a couple items Charlie would love to try at any part of the day, but preferably at 4Am.
Size is no prob for Charlie. The bigger the better. He could do without the ketchup though. It masks the meat juice flavor.
Cheese Katsu is a fried pork sandwich stuffed with cheese. Charlie doesn’t need the mayo. The BBQ sauce is enough. Maybe.
This can only be dreamt up after three Sparks and a sunrise. Charlie approves: Bacon potato pie. An apple pie but with mashed potatoes and bacon.
An Obama Deli Grows In Brooklyn!
July 9, 2009Not Charlie Tu’s Brooklyn mind you. But he found on a slight detour to Clinton Hill that everyone and their fried chicken mamma is trying to capitalize on Hopey’s popularity. Charlie opted for a meal in his “own” neighborhood instead. No Change here for Chuckles.
RIP Sir Oscar Mayer
July 8, 2009The Father of the most mysterious yet delicious food product in America, the hot dog, has passed on. Snarf! And so this weekend Charlie will commemorate our hot dog Führer by eating more than his wittle Azn tummy can take. And then some. Hide your BBQs!
Charlie’s Bologna doesn’t have a first name
Just An Ordinary Day
July 7, 2009Same old. Same old. Charlie was hungry for dins and walking aimlessly in the West Village when he just happened to bump into his agent. Oh hai! She and her boyfriend invited him up to their place. They made fish tacos. Meal score. The End.
Two-Thirds of Americans Officially Fat
July 1, 2009One of them is not Charlie Tu. Phew. As if! Keep on eating Lady Xie Xie.
Panda Dog is another story.
