What’s that smell coming from Charlie’s bathroom? Is it chicken katsu or shit? Probably just an upset stomach– or FOOD POISONING. What’s weird is that he caught Thomas Keller flu from his most favorite and frequented buffet deli in the East Village: the Deli. Tevs. At least he’s one more food poisoning episode away from his goal weight. We suspect he won’t be eating grilled chicken and asparagus any time soon. He’s conditioned easily like a lazy dog. BARF.
Tags: asparagus, chicken, conditioning, food poisoning, thomas keller
