AZN artist Chen Wenling speaks to Charlie Tu’s populist roots with his inspired sculpture, What You See Might Not Be Real. He cannot wait to see what he comes up with for Senator’s Baucus’ Rape of the Public Option.
[BBC]
Archive for September, 2009
Bernard Madoff Gets Rimmed By Financial Crisis
September 30, 2009Pizza Tastes Better With A Punk
September 29, 2009According to conventional New York wisdom or err… some guy in Brooklyn, pizza was invented in New York and if you say otherwise, you’ll get your face kicked in. So don’t even get me started! Charlie Tu agrees. (He’s a bottom.) So last night/morning he and some queercore punk got hungers and went to a pizza joint getting a lot of buzz, Artichoke Pizza, in the East Village, which is conveniently located next to Nowhere bar a/k/a Charlie Tu’s second home/health care provider. Did it live up to all the hype? Indeed. The punk and he agree it is the best, but only in Manhattan and maybe parts of Brooklyn, but don’t let anyone know that lest they get their asses kicked. Street cred.
Charlie Tu As A Mad “Man”
September 24, 2009Between Eat and Poop, Charlie Tu was bored so he made a Mad Man of himself based on the teevee series on AMC. He adores the show. Charlie envies a job which requires only heavy drinking, attractive clothing, and loose morals. The office manager at the Ad agency Sterling Cooper is his role model. Her name is Joan. Joan Holloway. And she draws power and influence from the vunerable men around her and still looks good in a dress. Does Charlie?
Paperwork Makes Charlie Tu Hungry, Too
September 22, 2009Charlie’s worked his little nimble hands and sharp mind all morning long but now he’s too tired and just wants lemon Angel Food cake instead. Brain food. As a kid Charlie endured hours of math drills before he ever got fed. He liked to impress his peers i.e. little Billy Bud Bud.
Such a tease.
Charlie Can Eat All Of This And Still Have Room For Breakfast
September 18, 2009In US of England ppl love to eat sausage and bacon and fried eggs and pancakes and tomatoes for breakfast–even on the go! So it comes as no surprise that a local cafe would try to capitalize on this English custom and challenge its patrons to a breakfast eating contest of epic proportions. Burp. Behold, the first international Charlie Tu Eats food eating challenge, or as he likes to call it breakfast:
10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausage, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms: Eat it all in 20 mins without a drink and you get it free!
Someone get Charlie to England.
Charlie Likes 2 Say ‘EGG ROLL’ Instead Of ‘HEY GIRL’
September 18, 2009
Kanye West does not like CharlieTuEats either
September 16, 2009
SCHMeep!
September 15, 2009
Bestfriendsbestfriends Ad Infinitum
September 11, 2009This site is so highly recommended by Charlie Tu that he urges you to close your bedroom door, turn down the lights, and crack open that original Sparks formula beverage, which you have saved just for an awesome interwebz occasion likes this.
http://www.bestfriendsbestfriendsbestfriendsbestfriends.com
PORK!
September 10, 2009For lunch Charlie Tu is treating himself —to a PORK CHOP! Nancy is appalled. The Other White Meat = No Public Option.
You want what?!
[Context]
Extra Everything For Fashion
September 10, 2009Do you know how many models and fashion experts are roaming free around Manhattan these days? Crap Loads. It’s their week, New York, and they only get one until they zip back to planet Wintour to feed on linens and things. To commemorate all things major Charlie Tu upgraded his usual breakfast egg sandwich (read Contempo Casuals) with extra cheddar cheese (read DIOR) and took the metro to work with the working models. (They all crash at his “place” in Williamsburg.) Oh and while all this is happening, we celebrate the anniversary of 9/11! ¿Quoi?
Do you see where Charlie Tu left his flatiron?
[Fashionz]
Happy Birthday Little Ding Dong
September 3, 2009When Charlie was a little Eats he loved this cartoon of a weird Anime teddy marsupial. (It’s an AZN thing.) And it’s his birthday! Celebrate by clicking on the Google image to see how inspiring he was to Charlie.
Happy Birthday, Lil Guy!
Werk it DoraeAZN!
[Doraeman]
Better Than Dick Chicken
September 1, 2009As seen in Hong Kong and coming to a location on Charlie Tu’s body soon. (His lightning bolt tats are so 1997.)
[Flickr]
Qu’est-ce que c’est Dick Chicken?
